And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you'll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being; at any rate, not up to this Friday. ~Alfred Doblin

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. ~Artie Lange

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. ~Richard Rorty

Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways. ~Al Lewis

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath ~Lyndon B. Johnson

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other. ~Karen Kain

Friday was Atlanta. That was fifteen bucks. Once a month, we made a six hundred mile trip from Indianapolis down to Atlanta, and at fifteen dollars, by the time you feed yourself and buy gasoline, you're minus about ten bucks. ~Lou Thesz

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Scha

Happy Days, which we did for 11 years, we did with three cameras in front of a live audience. Very special. We had a party every Friday night. The boys, Ron, Henry, they grew up on that show. ~Marion Ross

How pleasant is Saturday night,When I've tried all the week to be good,And not spoke a word that was bad,And obliged everyone that I could.~Nancy Sproat

I am hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber party for moms. We laugh, eat, play games, get massages, win prizes, talk about parenting and even cry a bit. ~Lisa Whelchel

I am kind of a dork. I do not have much game. I am not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons. ~Wentworth Miller

I bought a ticket on Airline Bizarre ... a one-way round-trip ticket.... You leave any Monday and they bring you back the previous Friday.... that way, you still have the weekend. ~Steven Wright

I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon. ~Ida B. Wells

I could never understand why anybody would take LSD for recreation. It's like, I think I am going to take out my appendix. That would be nice this weekend. ~Larry Hagman

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons. ~Rube Goldberg

I do not like to be gone all weekend and at night too. Because for 20 years, I have had children who are in school. ~Meryl Streep

I don't worry anymore about where's the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn't tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say. ~Brett Favre

I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn't have time to be nervous - it happened so quickly. ~Wentworth Miller

I hate weekends because there is no stock market. ~Rene Rivkin

I have got a stag weekend coming up and I have said I am not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I will go home and watch Antiques Roadshow. ~Martin Freeman

I just travel all the time. And I was just looking at the schedules now and starting the first week of October I will be every weekend with somebody at tournaments through Christmas. So it gets very difficult to just go away and not do that. ~Ivan Lendl

I like to dance, but it is not my weekend activity. I am not a clubber. ~Ewan McGregor

I much prefer working with kids whose life could be completely upended by a reading of a book over a weekend. You give them a book to read - they go home and come back a changed person. And that is so much more interesting and exciting. ~Russell Banks

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning. ~Patty Duke

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters. ~Albert Brooks

I went to professional men's soccer games, the old North American soccer league at that time, and I used to be a ticket holder with my family and family friends. We would go every weekend and I thought it was great, but I just thought of it as recreation, as family fun. ~Brandi Chastain

I'm glad that my films have been consistently faring well rather than one stray Friday! ~Akshay Kumar

I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all! ~Lindsay Lohan

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ~Doug Larson

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. ~Jimmy Swaggart

If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on. ~Amber Tamblyn

If there was not no fight, there was not no weekend. ~O. J. Simpson

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ~Noel Coward

In college I had a weekend gig at a restaurant, a solo thing that was the best practice I could have ever had. That is where I learned to coordinate my singing and my piano playing. ~Norah Jones

It was a Sunday afternoon, wet and cheerless; and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to show than a rainy Sunday in London. ~Thomas De Quincey

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. ~Anthony Burgess

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. ~Ed Howe

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash

Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about. ~Rodney Marsh

Most people live in the city and go to the country at the weekend, and that is posh and aristocratic, but actually to live in the country and come to London when you can't take it any more is different. ~Damien Hirst

Most Sunday magazines, with the New York Times as an exception, are kind of sleepy, weekend service vehicles to move living room products. ~David Talbot

Movies are not about the weekend that they are released, and in the grand scheme of things, that is probably the most unimportant time of a film's life. ~Quentin Tarantino

Multiplicity was a movie that tested really well. People seeing the movie really liked it, but then the studio could not market it. We opened on a weekend with nine other films. ~Harold Ramis

My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning. ~Robert Ripley

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. ~Graham Norton

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - Thank God It's Friday. They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. ~Richard Nelson Bolles

Now a movie goes out to two, three thousand theaters and by Friday night at 10 o'clock they know if you are in or out. That desperate competition is, I think, horrendous. It's awful. ~Mark Rydell

Of all the days that's in the weekI dearly love but one dayAnd that's the day that comes betwixtA Saturday and Monday.~Henry Carey

On Friday I was in Washington for a meeting with Administration officials. In the course of that meeting, they requested that I 'step aside' as CEO of GM, and so I have. ~Rick Wagoner

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~Author Unknown

People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama. ~Carmen Electra

So, not only am I panicking over the weekend if I need to know my lines, but also if can I get the kids to the zoo. Can I even go to church? I was asking for certain things that would allow me to plan my life a little better. ~Hunter Tylo

Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday, some only on the Lord's Day. ~Martin Chemnitz

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. ~Bo Bennett

Spending a weekend with Hitler would have been boring in the extreme, although you would have had a greater certainty in coming back alive. ~Alan Bullock

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~Joseph Addison

That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice. ~Garth Brooks

The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within it must be defended and actively promoted by London and Dublin. ~Gerry Adams

The great medical facilities are a relief for the parents, too, who do not have to think about caring for their young ones on their own for a weekend. They have a great time. ~Jami Gertz

The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement which would see all outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday Agreement implemented in full. ~Gerry Adams

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. ~Mignon McLaughlin

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

There aren't enough days in the weekend. ~Rod Schmidt

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~Arnot Sheppard

To supply people for ages in camps makes no sense... You have to rebuild that cabana that they rent out to tourists on the weekend. They need help getting their fields repaired and their boats repaired. ~Sam Worthington

We could play them through the week, and then the weekend we could play the black joints. I learned to be very versatile and learned to love it. So it stays with me even up to now. ~Little Milton

We have to make sure the Good Friday Agreement works. ~Gerry Adams

We left Dayton, September 23, and arrived at our camp at Kill Devil Hill on Friday, the 25th. ~Orville Wright

Wednesday a junior came to me, and told me I was to be hazed as I left the Opera House Friday night. ~Richard H. Davis

Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids ~Louise Lague

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~John Shirley

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S.A. Sachs

Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block. ~John Tenniel

When I was younger it was twice a day with a game on the weekend. Then when I got older, three times a day everyday in college and on the national team. ~Brandi Chastain

When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons. ~Harry Shearer

When you are young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go! ~Jonathan Brandis

Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine. ~Robin Leach

Why wait for the weekend to have fun ~Loesje, loesje.org

Why wait for the weekend to have fun. ~Loesje

You fight dandelions all weekend, and late Monday afternoon there they are, pert as all get out, in full and gorgeous bloom, pretty as can be, thriving as only dandelions can in the face of adversity. ~Hal Borland

You know, I was a regular on the Friday afternoon drill squad. Um, which... The year after I left school, I went back and thanked the sergeant major because I was so fit. ~John Newcombe

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You have had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You are sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash